Election ‘08: Polls Those Washington Fat Cats don’t Want You to See

I spend a lot of time working with kids (K - 5th grade) during the day, and today we held an impromptu presidential poll in the computer room, the results of which may surprise you:

Yeah, that’s George Washington.

Here are some of the riveting comments from the future of our nation on why they support the people they do.

Clinton:

“She’s cool.”
“Obama hates America.”
“She would be the first girl.”

McCain:

“He’s not Hillary or Obama.”
“He has good ideas.”

Obama:

“He’d lower gas prices.”
“He’d stop the war.”
“Hillary’s ugly, and John McCain is stupid and ugly.”
“He’d be the first brown president.”
“He looks cute.” I heard this from a lot of kids.

And the most powerful reason I heard in support of Obama
“Cause my mommy go Bama.”

Me:

“He’s the best!”
“He’s as close to perfect as possible!”
“He’s the new Lincoln!”*

*Note: None of the kids actually said this, but I figured they would have.

What do you think? Let your voice be heard.

Who Would You Vote for President of the US

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4 Responses to “Election ‘08: Polls Those Washington Fat Cats don’t Want You to See”

  1. Paul Says:

    I really like how the only people getting votes so far are people who CAN’T get elected this term.

    At least everyone knows who they are voting for. No undecided wimps out there.

  2. Mark Says:

    LOL - gotta love politics.

  3. Colleen Says:

    You are denying me constitutional rights as an American citizen! I want to vote too, but because Paul is hacked into my router! You don’t let me vote! I WANT JUSTICE!!!
    (rumbles of rebellion in the back ground) (Tomatoes being thrown at you)…
    Down with anarchy!
    Colleen

  4. Sean Says:

    Hey now Paul… GWB could cancel the elections… sooo… he could in fact be president. HA HA! 3 cheers for GWB!

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