Last Thursday I was working on an elevator pitch for a business networking organization breakfast I was to visit the next day. I decided I needed to sit down and really wrack my brains to come up with something really remarkable. I was sure that if I put my mind to it, everyone at the meeting would instantly line up to become our clients.

However, I may have been overconfident in my literary ability, because after about fifteen minutes of hard thinking, this was all I could come up with.